butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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