Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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