No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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