dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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