pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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