Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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