Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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