nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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