Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
ttyl tear gas
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
