How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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