i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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