Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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