school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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