Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You dont lie about slip and slides
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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