i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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