I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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