Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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