Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(256): View more from Alabama

every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis

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(585): View more from New York

aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"

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(330): View more from Ohio

French fry pizza

(502): View more from Kentucky

Are you brilliant or just really high?

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Can't it be both?

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(208): View more from Idaho

My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with

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(417): View more from Missouri

Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I have fence marks all over my body

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....

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