id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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