Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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