Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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