If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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