ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
In America we eat man semen.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
