You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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