I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Boobs speak an international language.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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