Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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