At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
