I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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