lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
