Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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