White coat. Heels.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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