Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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