let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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