Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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