i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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