girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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