The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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