TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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