plz talk dirty to me
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
even my farts smell like vagina
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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