why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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