Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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