She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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