I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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