So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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