My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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