i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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