It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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