Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
