I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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