im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
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